◈ DEBRIS ADOPTION PROGRAM · PILOT

Adopt a Piece
of Space Junk

Thousands of dead fragments are circling Earth right now at 7.5 km/s. Pick one — a real, catalogued object from a real collision — give it a name, and get your official adoption certificate. Free. Symbolic. Weirdly emotional.

01Choose your fragment 02Name it 03Download certificate
AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION — LIVE FROM THE CATALOG
● CONTACTING TRACKING NETWORK…

Orbital elements: CelesTrak · Iridium-33 & Cosmos-2251 collision debris (2009) · live catalog data

ADOPTION PAPERWORK

No payment. No liability. You may not deorbit, repaint, or visit your debris.